Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your thumb in your butt.

Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!

by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019

Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your finger in your butt

Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!

by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019

Brazillian Cowboy

A flaming homosexual of any race.

A Brazillian Cowboy is a prime candidate to contract AIDS.

by B-dones May 9, 2019

vegan cowboy

Someone who dresses and acts like a cowboy, but does not exploit or use animals for any purpose and is anti-speciesist. (Ex: no bull riding, horse riding, consuming animal products, etc) Vegan cowboys are also mainly homosexual and Mexican, so instead of riding horses, they ride each other.

Yes I am a cowboy, just because I don’t ride horses does not mean I am any less. I’m just a vegan cowboy.

by Gekkorotto October 12, 2019

cowboy cunt

a person who only wears classic leather cowboy boots, occasionally a big hat, and denim, especially jean jackets

aye look at that cowboy cunt walking down the street

by m305 October 15, 2019

cowboy cheese

Cheese eaten by real Cowboys. It is creamy and delicious, however some Cowboys like it only on Wednesdays.

Trump: hey Obama want some Cowboy Cheese?
Obama: no it's Sunday my dude I can't eat it.

by bellagay May 16, 2018

twitter cowboy

has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, tweets about how they can treat girls right but fucks over every girl they’ve ever been with.

Johnathan Fleming is a twitter cowboy

by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017