Connecto

Poo that is rounded and conjoined

I pooed a connecto, and it looked like a snowman with many abdomens.

by Anthony March 19, 2004

Connelling

See Connaling

The act of masterbabtion

Go look at connaling to define Connelling

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

confederate blumpkin

The act of getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a random ditch down in the south. After shitting you then take the fecal matter and cover the girl in it. You then run that black bitch out of town yelling, "FOR THE CONFEDERACY"

That bitch gave me a confederate blumpkin....then I had to lynch her

by The angry southerner November 24, 2010

connecticut shoppingcart

The act of finding a consenting homeless person who is willing to engage in sexual congress in the nearest dumpster. Once the homeless individual is willing you use bungee cords and two shopping carts to make a cage to trap them in. You will then proceed to defecate, urinate and ejaculate on them while calling them ethnic slurs native to the Boston region (ie butter nubs, slabbering gutter goat, and Morgan Freeman.) When you finish he will ask for a dollar but you will tell that hobo to get a job, because he is indeed a lazy bum now covered in cum.

"After I put that hobo in the shopping cart I gave him a Connecticut ShoppingCart. I shit on his face and called him Morgan Freeman. Can you believe he wanted money after that?! Just like that lazy freeloader to take a free load and want a handout."

by They call me...."Hat" October 15, 2014

Conner Jones

Ugly, retarded, small, fat and annoying.

Not usually liked, is not a lady’s man
And loves booty, if u come across a Conner jones run for your life.

OH SHIT, it’s a Conner jones run!

by Conner jones hater June 1, 2018

Conneaut Communist Militia

A group of communist freedom fighters in Conneaut, Ohio. Their goal is to rid the town of nazis and sieze the means of production.

Hey look it's the Conneaut Communist Militia, they are beating nazis with shovels.

by comradegrizzly June 8, 2018

Conner

Conner seems like a really sweet guy; then he gets attached. Freaks out when you don't spend ALL of your time with him, messes around with other girls, yet swears you are his only. falsely threatens suicide when you dump him because he's "still and will always be in love with you" ugh...beware.

Conner: (behind your back) hey baby you lookin nice today...(sees you) Hey honey...\
You: ha! no...

by Maria Lyn Jennings November 2, 2018