dick check

What a prostitute does to a male client before any services are rendered.

I went to a legal brothel in Nevada. Before I could negotiate with her, I had to have a dick check done.

by Michael_in_Cali November 1, 2007

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Santee Brake Check

Get road head.
When your about to cum and the girl (or guy) gets off your dick slam on the brakes and slam their head into the steering wheel (ABS helps) and blow your load on their face.

say there was a cat or something....

Girl gets in car.
Girl goes down.
You get close and warn her.
She gets off your dick.
Hit brakes.
Her head hits the steering wheel.
Blow load in her face.
Make excuse.
Santee Brake Check completed

by Doom Pending,,, September 23, 2007

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gravity check

a fall, as from a surfboard, bike, Etc

That gravity check reminded me to stay away from dangerous waves.

by Light Joker April 7, 2005

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G-ciggaD-check

When in the proccess of getting G-checked, a gangsta can pass the check so blatantly gangsta-like that the check ends up getting reversed onto the original checker

Steve: Yo this dude tired to g-check me by ganking my wad, so i faced pushed him, put half a clip in his dome, and made his old girl my bitch...

Darren: Damn bro, guess that nigga got g-ciggaD-checked.

by Smokey and the Bandezzy April 4, 2008

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cup check

what one says while slapping someone in the nuts. probably comes from sports, where guys wear cups. used by losers that think it is funny. the ONLY proper responce is to beat the crap out of the person who did it, otherwise you are gay for letting him do it without retaliation. if you actually are gay, i don't know the proper responce.

Billy: "Cup check biatch!"
Johnny: beats the tar out of billy, then responds "how you like them apples?"

by the Mad Shatter April 29, 2005

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Evan check

Constantly looking for a friend who is lagging behind. Derived from a Summer 2004 Eurotrip in which our group was always looking to see if our friend Evan had lagged behind.

Dudes, time for an Evan check.

by Captain Correcto June 10, 2004

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