pink chair

hey! lets go to pink chair? what can we do there? we look look at nature and practice!

Amin and Abby sitting on pink chair!
Guy- " Hey I was 17 once"

by real_laxgod October 5, 2020

Choke Chain

You raise a dog the same way you raise a child, by giving direct and rude commands, followed by correction.

Guy: LAY DOWN!!!!
Dog: What?
*Guy Pulls Choke Chain*
Dog: ARFFFF
The dog is dead

by PokemonFanboy916 January 20, 2021

Pool Chair

When it’s so hot that your ass sweats so much that when you sit down you leave a puddle of sweat on the chair

Cole: “It’s very hot today”
Myles: “I know I’ve got a pool chair

by Igetbitchesmyles March 12, 2022

spit chain

Your degrees of kissing separation, i.e. you made out with someone who made out with someone who made out with someone, etc.

Just found out I'm in the spit chain with Kevin Bacon, which also makes me in the chain with Elon Musk.

by terriblebad March 14, 2022

Filipino Chainsaw

When one grabs his penis and ejaculates by rubbing it up and down a person's leg, for this work, you must make chainsaw noises (from the penis) and sploodge in the area directly behind the kneecap. You have to be within a 10 ft radius of a historical statue related to Pilgrims.

Nico: "I really want to do c&b, but this Filipino chainsaw thing sounds even better!"
Penis: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRR"

by The New Jersey Times December 5, 2022

Archie Bunker Chair

1. Person's favourite easy chair in the home.
2. Seat in a group setting, such as a classroom, where a specific classmate or lay person always sits.

Inspired by the sitcom All in the Family

That guy always sits in that seat where he can plug in his heating pad. Don't sit in his Archie Bunker chair or he'll go slam off.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 March 5, 2013

Off the chain

Outrageous, unbelievable, out-of-control. (In both a positive or negative sense.)

Positive: "Your speech was so awesome, it was off the chain!"
Negative: "Shelley hasn't been herself ever since she lost her job. I've heard she's at the bar getting wasted and taking a different man home every night. Homegirl is off the chain."

by juluxz June 18, 2015