blow a stack

Anger. The building pressure of intense and focused anger finally overcomes the best efforts of containment, repression, and self-control. Rage. The inevitable and imminent eruption of loosed anger is foreshadowed by purpling of the face, flaring of the nostrils, arteries bulging in the neck, and eyeballs popping out of the head. These symptoms indicate that someone is about blow a stack. It's what happened when a student shit in Mr. Sparaco's desk drawer (7th grade). It's best to leave immediately if one is on the business end of a blown stack, otherwise very entertaining to watch. Origin from the steam engine era, when a mistakenly capped chimney stack would finally rupture from pressure in the furnace.

Doug placed thumbtacks on the substitute teacher's chair, causing him to blow a stack when he sat down on them. I heard it from across the hallway!

by Bolton Outlaw January 19, 2008

BYU Blow Job

The act of a Brigham Young University Coed grabbing her boyfriend's or Date's genitalia with a relaxed grip and briefly licking the areas of his shaft in between her fingers with her tongue in a teasing manner but not placing any portion entirely in her mouth so as to act like she really isn't giving him head to avoid feeling guilt and/or church discipline.

Roommate: Hey Josh, how was your first date with Stephanie last night, are you two going to have to see the Bishop ha?

Josh: Bro! It was sweet bro! But Naw, Oral is Moral, plus she didn't 'technically' suck my D okay, she just gave me the good old BYU Blow Job so we're good bro!

by yobroseph July 7, 2010

blower

An interjection used to signify that an event has caused dejection. See bummer.

"Dude, your parents are getting divorced? That's a blower."

by Miguel de Unamuno February 26, 2004

blow your dick off

Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)

Have you tried Karen's tiramisu? It is so good, it'll blow your dick off!

by @thatblondechick December 1, 2014

Blow out your kite

Fill your stomach!

Blow out your kite on fried chicken and taters.

by UncleDon October 18, 2010

Below the Influence

When one is so stupid they would seem as if they were on drugs, while completely sober.

Person 1 is leaving, Person 2 says "Have a nice day" Person 3 says "you too... wait... what?"
Person 3 is below the influence.

by TarvisMD November 22, 2010

Blow Hickey

The polite term used for when asking a girl for oral sex or "head"

Max asked me to give him a blow hickey last night at the party....I wanted to say no, but he asked so nicely.

Baby...I just want a little blow hickey, Its nothing serious.

by MaxiPadBS March 20, 2011