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Bum hole banana bread 

Biting into a delicious smelling pre-packaged, school safe brand banana bread only to find it tastes so revolting it's reminiscent of a bum hole. You spit it out immediately and notice wispy cotton candy like mold on the banana bread you just ate.
Jolyne: "Did I tell you about the bum hole banana bread I ate yesterday?"
Hermes: "Yeah, you never shut up about it"
Jolyne: "Well good, it was the worst experience of my entire life!

Don’t sell your bread to a baker

This quote is derived from the Arabic old saying: لا تبيع خبزك على خباز. It’s used as an expression of wisdom and knowledge when said by you. Yet, when said to you it’s a warning that means you’ve been caught.
I know you’ve been smoking son. Don’t sell your bread to a baker, I’ve been where you at before.

Heel of the Bread 

The act of parental figures settling for the less graceful pleasures of life behind their children’s back, so their children are able to receive the greatest in life.
*Only two regular slices and the two heel of the bread left*

Son: Hey dad! Thanks for the crustless sandwich! You know I hate the crust.

Dad: *eating both heels of the bread* Of course son. Some day you will understand.

I'm in some deep bread

It means you're in pain, whether physical, mental, or emotional at the time
"I was in some pretty deep bread for a couple of months after the divorce, but I'm learning to cope."

"I'd love to be able to help you, but I'm in some deep bread mentally and should really take care of that"
the owner of besito / the stupidest mf. they bug darling too much
hey darling! is b!bread texting you rn?
b!bread by gnfapologist May 19, 2021

Morning Bread 

The bread one eats in the morning or for breakfast as the first "meal" of the day, most typically when hungover/recovering from a messy and drunken endeavor
Jon: "Hey Sarah I could really do with some Morning Bread, my head is just thumping from last night. You seen it anywhere?"
Sarah: "Sure here it is, I just had some myself. Found it in a saucepan under the table- last night must've been messy!"

Jon: "Brought a loaf of Morning Bread with me tonight, sure I'll need it! If anyone steals any I'll personally kick their ass... after getting rid of my inevitable hangover."