boardman

A man, used mostly by Jamaicans, who gets no bitches.

This word also works for women, in which they are called "boardwomen".

Yow mi a boardman enuh, cyah get nuh gyal.

by such man board May 4, 2022

Boardwalk floss

When someone takes all of the hair from under a boardwalk and uses it to floss like some fucking monster.

Hey Steve, you look wretched. Did you use the boardwalk floss or something?

by Plynut May 20, 2022

Bobtarded

When a BOB (anyone one with a first name starting with B who is black out drunk)Ends up doing things beyond his control that lands him knocked out , homeless or incarcerated.

Wood : Did you see ole boy get carted of to jail being a stupid BOB. Chelle: that wasn't a stupid BOB that was straight up BOBTARDED

by ACharlesFrankProduction June 29, 2022

Boardaphobia

The fear of playing a GTA board made by Alex and Danny

Gray: I can make it-
*Crashes into a Wind turbine*
Aka boardaphobia at its finest

by Idk hehe July 2, 2022

Board State

This is a term when playing magic the gathering or other card games. It refers to how the battlefield is looking and which permanents are down, who’s in the lead, and so on.

The board state was looking so fucked when you were playing him man.

by LizardInACan September 11, 2022

Board Wipe

This term is used when playing magic the gathering. It refers to any card or effect that removes every creature or artifact or enchantment. Sometimes all of those at the same time.

He used a board wipe and we basically had to start over

by LizardInACan September 11, 2022

boardman

boardman is a Jamaican term originated from St. George's College which means that a guy gets no females.

You're such a boardman bro.
I can't get any hoes or girls, I'm a boardman.

by nahmal not lying September 18, 2022