a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
by Jeremy August 4, 2007
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1) Male whose self-righteousness is at an all time high and knows the woman is inferior to him.
2) Popular label for a small package.
2) Popular label for a small package.
Greg always makes his woman wash his friend's clothes as well as his own. What a magnificent bastard.
by His ex May 2, 2005
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when a girl now has no father figure due to untimely death of male parent.....
when a girl now has no father figure due to untimely death of male parent.....
Jill thinks that her shit doesn't stink at all, and that she is so much better than all of us.........
Well her dad is dead......that makes her a bastard by proxy.
Puff on that Jill.
Well her dad is dead......that makes her a bastard by proxy.
Puff on that Jill.
by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008
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by Hoze_b December 15, 2008
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1. Are genuine Bastards (meaning that they do not know their fathers and have their mothers sir name)
2. Must beat 2 original members of BB in a LAN game of Tactical Ops AOT, Level Bridge, in a 1 on 2 death match.
3. Must have a general un-trust and hatred for things they do not understand.
4. Must be able to articulate well in general conversation, use Logic and reason as a focal point in their pursuit for the ultimate good and greatest knowledge.
5. Must remember that they are always a Bastard.
6. Many, many, many, more, see the BB site ( when it is created ).
1. Are genuine Bastards (meaning that they do not know their fathers and have their mothers sir name)
2. Must beat 2 original members of BB in a LAN game of Tactical Ops AOT, Level Bridge, in a 1 on 2 death match.
3. Must have a general un-trust and hatred for things they do not understand.
4. Must be able to articulate well in general conversation, use Logic and reason as a focal point in their pursuit for the ultimate good and greatest knowledge.
5. Must remember that they are always a Bastard.
6. Many, many, many, more, see the BB site ( when it is created ).
I almost felt bad for yelling at that guy, then I remembered I'm a Bastard! Hahahahahah FUCK! TAint! The Bastard Brothers
by [BB]Fragulator August 17, 2006
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