Allison dyes her hair once a month, loves cats, isn’t popular but knows everyone. She’s kind of a bitch when you first meet her, but she’s fun when you know her.
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The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.
The picture is taken to the local seafood diner and pinned on the bulletin board for judging. The owner of the diner judges the entries every 88 days. Points are scored for overall coverage and presentation. The winner of the competition receives a medal and one free lunch or dinner combo at the diner.
The competition is named for its area of origin, a township called Barnegat in the US state of New Jersey.
Oh wow, these are great entries! I wonder who will be awarded the Rusty Barnegat medal this season?
I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!
I though he was being sweet since I didn't feel well, but he was just trying to give me the old Rusty Barnegat!
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