Gray Banana

An occurrence that happens when a male is having vaginal intercourse (usually in bed) and falls asleep with the penis still inserted. The male wakes up to find his flaccid penis soggy and curved, with a gray tint to it - resembling a banana.

Male 1: Dude! Michelle and I were soo tired last night!
Male 2: Did you fuck her?
Male 1: Yeah, but I woke up with a gray banana dude!

by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016

papa banana

when papa soon realizes he has the mother fucking dick of a banana

pap realized he had a papa banana

by TheMiner112 October 5, 2016

moist banana

a big ass black cock with yellow inside

the girls like moist bananas

by imakeelu January 2, 2017

ditch banana

A saying used commonly in the 1970's, origin of the term "pulling out". The term was coined by Benjamin Franklin.

Jack: I heard you smashed Katy last week, how was that bro?

Rob: It was aight but she made me ditch banana.

by The ditched banana January 31, 2017

Spanish Banana

The kinkiest shit you will ever be able to do with your girlfriend. This may include intense amounts of BDSM and extremely odd fetishes

Friend: dude what did you do with your girlfriend last night?

Me: I have her the Spanish Banana
Friend: that must've hurt

Me: it did... alot...

by Kim Jong Senpai February 13, 2017

yummy banana

When a girl is anally fucking a guy with a strap-on and secretly puts roofie suppositories when he isn't paying attention. When he is unconscious, she takes a knife and slits his penis from balls to head, splits the two halves open like a boat, fills it up with ice cream and whipped cream and starts sucking him off while sitting on his face.

Jessica: he cheated on you, you should totally give him a yummy banana

Eliza: fuck yeah the bitch

by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017

Grass Banana

Grass banana means corn, its long and yellow like a banana, but it's a grass!

Mom:"Did you pick up the corn for dinner?"
Son: "What the fuck is corn?"

Mom:"The yellow things hat have a green husk on them!"
Son:"Ohhhh, you mean Grass Banana!"

by Fata$$ August 28, 2017