Panty Bacon

Vulgar slang for the female genitilia.

"Nothing like eating some unwashed panty bacon before breakfast."

by Stainboy February 27, 2010

baconista

A purveyor, seller, or otherwise pusher of bacon in the ready to eat rather than uncooked state.

One who baconifies baconify or baconizes baconize.

Sausage won't do this morning. I have to go see my baconista.

by Pops946 August 6, 2008

bacon beefy smokecheesy

Used to describe something that is "the bomb" or completely amazing. A very endearing phrase.

Zeef you are definitely the bacon beefy smokecheesy!

by Eric.... October 2, 2008

bacon & cheddar

an upgrade or extra feature/service.

"how'd you get into 1st class on your salary?" "well I booked coach, but got the bacon & cheddar because i bought my ticket in like 2006"

"hey, how much was the bacon & cheddar on that new mac?"

"the basic phone was 2 bills but the bacon & cheddar added another $75."

by shoutdowncreative October 8, 2009

Bacon Wallet

Slang term for the female genetalia.

Dude, last night I totally slipped my sausage in her bacon wallet.

by Tidecow15 September 15, 2010

bacon

Some good ass pork strips :)

YO SON, PEEP THIS BACON!!!!

by I LOVE BACON SON!!! October 21, 2010

bacon jones

An overwhelming desire to eat bacon of any kind. Craving for pork products, specifically BACON.

I've had a bacon jones for hours.

Every time I smell bacon I get the jones.

Nothing can cure my jones like bacon.

by Bacon Jones May 6, 2011