colour blind test

stop, this isn't a browser >:(

if you want a colour blind test use Google Chrome

by CarlosTheTurtle September 4, 2021

am i blind

when you read/ see something that is so bad you can feel cancer forming so you need to make sure your not blind in which case yes. yes you are

man 1: lets have gay sex no homo tho
man 2: oh full homo
you: its time to stop (running away when there nude)
you: double check ok google am i blind
phone: blind is when you are unable to unsee the seen
you: reads this... so i am blind good to know

by the blind master September 26, 2018

Blind Poster

Someone who's bored af on the urban dictionary and just posts random stuff to contribute to the massive community of useless definitions. Most likely a procrastinator

I'm bored as BALLS rn, so imma be a Blind Poster and post something on the urban dictionary

by bearlmfao December 11, 2023

male-pattern blindness

like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out

Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.

by fishgaming July 30, 2024

Blind Whisper

When you stick your ball sack on your partners face to cover both eye-sockets, and then when she goes to speak you slap your penis on their mouth when they speak and tell them to shhhhh.

Last night Dennis gave his girlfriend a blind whisper.

by Steel Soldier 187 June 1, 2022

The Blind Gummies

The Blind Munchies as experienced by a person, usually a senior, who needs but does not have serviceable dentures.

Man, I got such a serious case of The Blind Gummies on my 70th that I hit up the 7-11 for all of its chips.

by The Texian September 5, 2018

Russian winter/Serbian Blindness

Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.

I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness

by Fart Knocker EXTREME December 16, 2024