Boating

A term used to tease friends who just started dating about sex.

Hey, you and her should go boating sometime!

by Cat-Satan December 30, 2010

glass bottom boat

the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face

people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.

dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.

by bitchshitcuntfuck October 3, 2008

Shrimp Boat Captain

A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.

Fred: Tony backed into a parked car again...
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.

by bri0n January 15, 2008

what ever floats your boat

in lay mans terms, what gives a guy a boner

guy1: hey dude that girl is smokin hawt!
guy2: nah man idk what ur smokin cuz that chik overthere is smokin hawt!
guy1: eh what ever floats your boat man...

by guy wiffa fro January 3, 2010

boat anchor

Engine in a Commodore; Especialy a VB and VC including the V8; lump of shit!

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

BOAT

1. Acronym of 'Bit of a twat'.
2. Alternatively, can be used instead of 'Bit of a tit'.

"Tony Blair - What a BOAT!!"

by Neon Kampf March 19, 2009

Boat Pig

Adj, noun; A person who spends all day and night gambling at the local riverboat casino.

Mike's parents spend all their time at the casino. They are a couple of boat pigs.

by Your mom February 19, 2004