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Alan

Alan's are absoloute twats. They dont take no for an awnser and are very clingy to people they are not in a relationship with. Alans tend to be weak and fainthearted. If an Alan punches you, he will end up crying. Also described as a melt or a wet wipe.
Hey Joey, innit Alan is a complete pussy?

Yeah, what a melt.
by BxpeHoodie July 19, 2018
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Alana

A fat ugly bitch whose pussy is dry😭
Bruh did you get it in or was Alana too dry
by Bigdixkdaddy December 12, 2017
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Alan-wart

A weird kind of growth/wart thing on your hand (normally left...) which has an unknown cause. It's the kind of wart an "Alan" would have.
"oh look I've got an alan-wart!"
by MissPerfectDomGirl February 22, 2009
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Alana

Alana is the type of person who might seem great but really isn’t. She will be your best friend and then break your heart. She will become friends with the mean girls in the school and then make fun of you. She will get you into something you love and then feel like you can’t love it anymore because she got you into it. But anyways this is my impression of Alana P. But this is not all Alana’s. Most Alana’s are sweet and nice. They will get you into something’s that you will love. You can tell them anything. Alana’s are really sweet. But overall Alana’s are really nice, except Alana P.
“Hey I have to tell you a secret” Me
“What?” Alana

Whispers” Me
“OMG!” Alana
by Gamingwithroxygirly June 29, 2019
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Alana

Alana is very kind and always wants to make sure she isn't a burden. Although she needs lots of care herself and attention. Usually short, but also motherly in a way. Very mature but also a lot of fun to be around. She is very protective of her friends and family but will know if she or her friends are in the wrong. If she was made out of ordinary objects she would probably be daisies, honey, and a saw; or maybe some thick rope that u could kill someone with.
damn Alana is cool.
by bunbunbeef August 22, 2021
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Alana

Alana is a girl who is extremely UNDERRATED and very misunderstood she is literally so breath taking but denies it she’s weird but in a very funny way she’s super creative and artistic,she is very relatable and gives very good advice she thinks she’s dumb but she’s actually really wise and speaks facts. She gives the best facial expressions she is a mood, sometimes she can be very awkward or very confusing at times. She has an amazing and very colorful personality🦥🐸🌱🌈✨💍😸 she is an animal lover and is very caring for children 💕 she is very chill but also extremely hyper sometimes she is a cool person to hang out with you can go from laughing and being goofy with her to having real nice deep and meaningful conversations with her 🦋 she may be very sensitive but she isn’t afraid to stand up for her self and have a voice she isn’t afraid to say how she feels or express how she feels she isn’t afraid to keep it real she is quirky,amazing,hella attractive, isn’t afraid to be herself and express herself she’s someone who can do both (•ᴗ•)❤
Alana is an amazing friend and I love her so much
by Cupcake whore January 6, 2021
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alan

He never talks to anybody. He is very shy. Alan has a very small heart. He never cares about anybody.
Girl 1 : PFFT ALAN IS A BIG BITCH

Girl 2 : I hate him he is very ugly.
Girl 3 : true
by DavidDoge January 3, 2017
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