Apple Whore

A person who feels the need to buy every apple product that comes out and often brags about it and shows it off to all their friends.

Guy 1: "He kept showing me stuff on his iPhone and then he took out his iPad and bragged about that for an hour!"

Guy 2: "He is such an apple whore!"

by qwert333 January 9, 2011

Applejack

A silly pony.

Who's a silly pony?

You is, Applejack.

by Apony November 11, 2011

Appauling

The n00bish and wrong way to spell the word 'appalling'. Studies have shown that farmers are among the worst spellers of this word.

I am APPALLED at your spelling

by Ownage May 6, 2005

apple bottoms

a person who has a large perfectly round derriere.

Check out that chick's apple bottoms in those jeans!

by SMC November 18, 2003

crisscross applesauce

The pansy way of referring to sitting "Indian style."

I like rainbows, pink unicorns, and sitting crisscross applesauce while I hold hands in a love circle and sing Jesus loves me.

by 'eh July 16, 2007

Nail Appointment

1. A scheduled time during which one has their fingernails polished by a professional.
2. A socially acceptable term for the act of fornication (sex). See nail.

1. Ruby has a nail appointment at the salon before prom.
2. Denise has a nail appointment at the hotel after prom.

by Bandits April 25, 2008

pocket sage appreciation day

october 9th is pocket sage appreciation day. A pocket sage is a sage (a character from valorant who is a healer) who only heals you. So appreciate your pocket sages.

omen:“happy pocket sage appreciation day bro”
sage:“thanks bro”

by pocketsageforomen October 8, 2021