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Zoe

built like the carriage from cinderella, goes red while walking cause shes so fat, speaks like a man, wears 7 layers of makeup to try and cover up her fatness (doesn't work), tells people her fat is muscle, definitely acts like her tits r her only personality as if she wouldn't have them if she wasn't so fucking obese
'What's that sound?'
'Zoe's probably walking nearby'
by michaellover6969 December 5, 2023
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Zoe

she needs help, not a lot of help, ALOTTTTTT OF HELP.

pls go get a therapist to spill ur Gojo problems to them (bring Ava too)

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by anonymous December 4, 2023
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Zoe Laverne

Zoe is a queen to many people (the zonuts/zemons) even though she made mistakes she should be so hated she is amazing and beautiful and HEATHER
by smexy mother trucker dude October 25, 2020
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zoe Gillespie

Zoe gillespie is a girl who makes sped noises and makes fun of sped people, she is also homophonic
Wow zoe gillespie is so mean to special ed people maybe she is one herself Auuuuuuu
by Yuhhhhggggg May 23, 2023
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Zoe

You’re lucky if you know a Zoe. Zoes are the best friends you could ever have. Zoes are kind and loving and sometimes crazy. But watch out. If you have a brother then she might just end up falling in love with him. Zoes are always brunette and so pretty. And your brother will fall for her hard. So just watch out for that. But every Zoe is all around amazing and never bland. They will make you laugh so hard and you’ll be their bestie forever. I’m jelly if you have a Zoe as a friend
Person 1:omg did you hear what happened to my friend?
Person 2: no. What happened?
Person 1: I heard that she became best friends with a Zoe and then Zoe started dating her brother!
Person 2: woah that’s crazy. She’s lucky to have a Zoe as a friend and soon to be sister in law
by Theslay August 24, 2023
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Zoe laverne

A beutiful person who doesn't deserve the hate she gets, she made a mistake but she reg everything.
Person: Who is Zoe laverne?
Person#2: A beautiful woman who made a mistake but who cares about that mistake.
by True word that is love April 11, 2020
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