to cum on a girls stomach and let the sheet stick to her. then when she wakes up in the morning, she appears to be wearing an apron... particularly good if she makes you breakfast after.
by bitchplease23452346 May 16, 2011
by bellathefingmentalbitch November 03, 2019
a group of girls that are all "five-star" in rating, good looking, intelligent and fun to be around. You want to be one of these fine ladies, but its nearly impossible to become one. Very rare and unique, these females choose each other over men.
Damn, Lauren, Alli, Amy, Katie, and Ashlee are definitely 5 Star Bitches... I wish I could be one of them.
by Princess5star June 04, 2010
Someone who is bald, balding, or should be snatched bald because they don’t know how to act. They often times have no common sense, courtesy, or home training. Typically men near or in their 30s that need to get it together.
Girl, have you seen Brandon?
No girl, what happened?
Oh nothing. Him and Riter are just a bunch of bald headed bitches, trying it as usual.
No girl, what happened?
Oh nothing. Him and Riter are just a bunch of bald headed bitches, trying it as usual.
by Messyqueen February 27, 2020
The hypothesis that someone is more likely to get some ass if they are switch. Since people who are switch can easily slip into the role their partner desires.
Random person - “Man, Kevin got invited into a threesome by Jessica and Luther cause Kevin is both dom and sub. I really thought they were going to ask me.”
Friend of random person - “Switches get bitches”
Friend of random person - “Switches get bitches”
by Tigersharkcub September 26, 2019
The oversight committee was all bitch and no bite; they complained about management, but they never submitted any complaints to make things change.
by TooSick4U June 27, 2011
by natemev November 26, 2016