please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by anonymous June 19, 2022

Exqueeze me

A term that was very renounced after 2007's
White chicks film in the scene were Tiffany
had a battle with two other girls.

Exqueeze me… oh no you didn’t!

by Coochie slayer meow June 20, 2022

Fuck me

What girls say when they have sexual business with “dicks”

Girl: Ah~ Fuck me~
Girl 2: Push it in~ Deeper~ Ah~
Girl 3: Shove that dick in me and fuck me daddy~
Girl: fuck me fuck me make me cum~
Girl 2: fuck me till I die daddy~
Girl 3: faster faster faster harder harder harder daddy make me cum make me cum~
All: suck u-
All: *erupts in white cream*
Boy: *wakes up*

by thick.thighs.save.lives. June 20, 2022

Woof Me

A cute way of asking someone for sex.

Christy: "Who's my good gurl? ;)"

Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee 🐶"

Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"

by Stingy444 June 20, 2022

me

myself,I , the person who wrote this.

𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓶𝓸𝓶

i am me and your not u sucker ( if you correct my grammer your ugly)

by hannahlolywhosteesyd June 21, 2022

Me when

The most overused phrase that every meme tends to begin with. For example, "me when I stub my toe" or " me when my parents are sleeping" etc etc. My theory is this phrase is so unoriginal to the point that it's actually amusing. It's gotten so overused to the point that people are now using this phrase as a meme itself, in an ironic or knowingly absurd sort of way. It's often exaggerated by adding more "me when" to the end.

Proof that memes have gone downhill since 2017.

Nobody:

Literally every meme on this planet: "me when me when the when the..."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 21, 2022

me

me

me

by stopthecap 9847 June 22, 2022