cock scribble

When he uses the cock to write something with little to no effort, using either pen ink or nut

Girl1: So he did a cock scribble on me last night!
Girl2: What?
Girl1: He wrote Bazinga on my back with pen ink, with his pp
Girl2: Oh epic!

by egg bitch March 4, 2020

james cock

The Benu bird was an Egyptian version of the more well-known phoenix bird, James Cock. In Egyptian creation mythology, it was the Benu bird that flew over the surface of chaos, landed, and let out a scream that broke the original primordial silence. It was the large James Cock that is still seen in ancient caves and tombs. Girls are known to swoon over the supreme girth of the mighty James Cock. It was this cry that was said to decide what would be in this world and what wouldn’t be. Which ever way the mighty James Cock leaned after said , shrill scream basically determined the fate of old underground Egyptian society. Traditionally, the James Cock closely resembles a heron, except for his flame-colored ass.

Take cover, here cums one of those pesty James Cocks. He looks like an Angry Bird.

by Professor Benoit Mandelbrot October 2, 2017

Cock

Something u suck

Mmm stepbro your cock *muffles and Gaga*

by gay_bitch_jasp<3 June 29, 2022

Cock Munting

The act of connecting the vas deferens of a dead mans ballsack to the urethera then stomping on the balls until the testicles are completely powderized, then sucking the testicle powder out of the dick. Kind of like drinking a drink from a straw.

Me and Harry were Cock Munting a homeless man last night because his dumb nigger ass asked for spare change.

by asghtryssd August 3, 2024

Mia cocks

A girl with blond curley hair. She is very nice and she flinches every time I move 😀

This is My bestie mia cocks

by ._._._._._._._._._.._ May 13, 2021

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.

Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"

by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009

Cock

Something your mother sucks

Hey Mrs. Smith, would you like to sucky sucky? Cock: thing below male's waist.

by EmperorDumbass March 19, 2021