thigh cock

when a dude is super sweaty and naked and his cock can’t help but stick to his thigh

“Jishwa’s thigh cock was practically glued to his leg last night”

by Olee pelli October 23, 2017

hammer cock

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.

Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.

by Steve Awesome January 03, 2017

Texas Cock Gobble

The act of sucking a man almost to completion while at gun point. Once he is about to finish you bite his cock off as he blows your brains out

Did you see the news article about the guy who texas cock gobbled that ganster?

by Mac_and_T January 14, 2022

moby cock

a man whos cock was white one side and black on the other.
when he was on board he loved huge dick cum lord, world of peniscraft, he loved tiny green cock

and sucking a mans nothing.

moby cock would die for a 10 inch pussy

nah a little black white green blue yellow orange purple pink gray looong nothing

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 09, 2017

Cock stock

The equity you have in personal or own genitalia

My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock

The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock

The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock

An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade

by Sontworryavoutit August 13, 2021

Cock Stock

The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.

Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!

by Henzlee January 20, 2014

Dodge Cock

A game played in the men's locker room. The goal of the game is to avoid brushing up against another dude's phallus while maneuvering through the locker room.

"Today we had another game of dodge cock in the locker room."

by Fuzz Butt July 25, 2013