Sex Corpse

A broad who is perfectly prepared with clothes, makeup and scent so he can get off . One mistake and he can't make it .

He got her behind the bar in the alley because she was a perfect sex corpse .

by hacker jo March 7, 2025

Ikarian Sex Swing

A sex swing, secured to your sex partner via melted wax. Similar to Icarus' wings.

I was going to town on my girlfriend last night while she was waxed up in the Ikarian sex swing.

by Icaros6969 June 26, 2022

turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

Sex

Sex is something that you can't get no matter how hard you try

For ex: Bf: Let's have sex

Gf: Shut the fuck up and sleep bitch

by Eren Yeager's fan November 29, 2022

monkey sex

sexual intercourse while hanging on a tree like monkeys

ryan: “bae let’s have monkey sex!”

you: “not today it’s raining out :(“

by virxtuaI August 7, 2022

Sex

Something that’s your never having you lonely shit now go watch barbie

Bob: do you want to have sex?
Kate: no you lonely fuck

by Lexi.is.swag June 11, 2021

Sex

its when a male has a friend its really hard to work with sometimes, for a female the milkers start to hurt in the center and then male tells his friend he knows how to fix their problem so then both male and female get naked and then the friend for the male also helps the girl by exploring her to find the problem, but sometimes the friend gets tired and since its really weird in their he throws up,

Me and my mom had sex last nighgt

by The master of the virgins December 7, 2022