by I like dick221 June 11, 2020
Get the Cockmug. A cock swobler is basically another way of calling someone a idiot.
This can be used in a derogatory way or a loving way.
This can be used in a derogatory way or a loving way.
Example #1: leave me alone you cock swobler. (derogatory)
Example #2: if you're tired of me, take a nap. You ain't leaving me you cock swobler. (loving)
Example #2: if you're tired of me, take a nap. You ain't leaving me you cock swobler. (loving)
by Chodep December 30, 2022
Get the cock swoblermug. 
(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.
Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.
by Mailmancalves April 9, 2016
Get the stock cockmug. The idea of a man having not only a large sum of currency, but also an above average sized pelvic area, usually causing many females in that area to fall in love
Normal version: LOTS OF MONEY, HUGE PENIS
Normal version: LOTS OF MONEY, HUGE PENIS
Person 1: “Hey, do you see Bob over there? You can tell he has a big money, big cock!”
Person 2: “Please don’t ever say that again.”
Person 2: “Please don’t ever say that again.”
by Rosa Oarks November 4, 2023
Get the big money, big cockmug. 
When you rub your feet on the carpet and touch penis tips with another man giving him a static electric shock.
by Jaylo_rainbo August 14, 2017
Get the Cock shockmug.