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Trumpet Sex

When you stick something can be smoked (Like Cigarettes, Blunts) up a girl’s vagina and suck out from their mouth, then sticking your penis up their vagina.
“Me and Katie had Trumpet Sex during summer vacation.”
by scalleywag January 2, 2024
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Sex box

A weapon of a car, often taken off road to compensate for the drivers large balls
Look dougie just took his sex box up the beach!
by user4521 December 19, 2023
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sex

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A fight between a Rooster (cock) and a female cat (pussy)
"Hey look over there! The rooster and cat are sexing"
by Max31 November 12, 2021
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Sex

Sex is intercourse. There are several styles, most popular being anal (Something, often a penis, going in the ass), oral (Something, usually a penis or vagina, going in the mouth), and vaginal (Something, often a penis or dildo, going into the vagina).

You can do it with two people, three people (Thus called a threesome), four people (foursome), five people (fivesome), or 6 or more (Orgy). Doing it by yourself, though, is called masturbation, and generally isn't counted as sex.

When having sex, it's a good idea to wear a condom or some other kind of protection, even if you don't think there is any way for you or one of your partners to get pregnant. 1, protection can reduce the risk of getting an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease.) And, 2, my mom was told that she was infertile, and they are pregnant with their 8th biological child now.
Jake: Me and Oliver had great sex last night!

Jane: You remembered to use protection, right?

Jake: Yeah, of course!

(Sorry if anything is incorrect. I'm a virgin asexual person, so I don't have much experience with the topic T_T)
by Hex19 May 11, 2024
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mature sex

When a boy and a girl love each other very much and he sticks his lubricated pp into her wet kooter with the sole purpose of having a baby
The tiny-dick man preformed mature sex with his lover on the floor of an Arby's bathroom
by J$wagga November 13, 2017
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Sex

Yall mfs probably here for smut. Horny needs these days.

Sam came home from work, and as she opens the door, she sees Josh, her husband. As Josh kisses his wife and says hi, Sam says, "Thats was probably the hardest thing in my life!" Josh, who got the feeling, said, "Maybe not THE hardest." Sam, who completely understood said, "Well, let's find that out.." she says as she grabs his hand and pulls him into bed. They started with imitate kisses, then French, then they eventually start making out. She helps him take of his shirt, jeans, then his boxers. As she starts massaging his dick, Josh pulls of her lacy, see-through black thong, which reveals a pink and kind of wet pussy. "I should probably get a condom before this gets steaming." "Honey, who says we need one?" She says as she starts to massage her wet vagina. "I want to fuck you so bad right now." "Well, might as well sooner than later.."
She says as she starts kissing from the mouth, to his rock-hard abs, to the tip of his dick, and starts sucking. As he leans back and watches her work, he starts moaning when she lickes his testicles. When Sam gets a bit tired from vigorously sucking his cock, Josh says, "I'll repay the favor, m'lady." As Sam leans back, Josh starts the same way Sam did, from the mouth, to her triple D tits, to her pink pussy. Josh starts to massage her vagina, and its wet instantly. He starts to tongue her, as she moans. "Oh, baby.. fuck me daddy!" Josh hears her request, and pulls his tongue out. "Why'd you stop, Daddy?" And before she could finish the word daddy, he rams his dick into her pussy, like a racecar to the road. She squeals when he hits her G-spot. She instantly has an orgasm, and so does he. When she takes out his dick, he asks, "Why did you take out my cock?" "There's always a suprise when having sex, dont you have one for me?" "Thankfully I didn't hurt you,, but you might be in trouble now ;)" As he points to the wall behind her, she looks. Before she could realize what he's doing, he jammed his cock into her big ass. "DADDY!~" She screams as he starts to take it out, then in again, in out in out in out - you get it. Josh's dick was throbbing like crazy after he was done, and Sam's pussy was scorching and like a river. "I don't want your pussy scorching, nor my cock swollen, we should stop." "Yeah, we should" They slept in each other's arms and had more hot sex in the morning
by YourOnlineFather June 30, 2022
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superrrrr sex

when a male fucks 3 bitches one baby and a donkey
i had some superrrrr sex last night
by saggydicks December 15, 2016
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