by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
Get the dead mans hole mug.The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.
Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.
by daltonjfk October 26, 2019
Get the Single man's ring mug.When an individual doesn't comprehend their social contract nor society so they create a falsified allusion of what is right and wrong, and what really happens around them.
a completely irrational individual
a completely irrational individual
I think you have pati man syndrome.
Are you sure you aren't talking to someone with the pati man syndrome?
Bro, you have pati man syndrome.
Are you sure you aren't talking to someone with the pati man syndrome?
Bro, you have pati man syndrome.
by astralpsychdoc December 28, 2020
Get the PATI MAN SYNDROME mug.The angy drunk man tries to find a girl at the bar the angy drunk man walks in the bar and finds himself a beautiful young waman he talks to her and he says " have seggs with me" with his luscious lips and then she says "yes ofc angy drunk man" she bends down and takes off the angy drunk mans jeans and then slides down the angy drunk mans boxers but all she found was....WAS A VAGINA. the lady gasp, but then she started poking the pussy and had fun for the rest of the night. in the morning the so called angy drunk man said to the lady "im sorry for lying my name's elle do u wanna date me?" elle says. "ofc and my names kyndra" and they lived happily seggsly after
by MommySussyBAKAKAKKAKAMAKAKAah_ June 8, 2021
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This is what you say when you are either confused by something or you yourself are trying to confuse somebody.
Guy 1: Hey man, I just found out that Grandma died. The funeral is on the 5th. Grandpa is devastated.
Guy 2: Haha yeah man!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Haha yeah man!
Guy 1: What?
by BrompusWompus December 11, 2022
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