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you're mom

a legendary figure associated with an unknown man named Joe, you're mom is often a target of humerus insults.
You're mom is so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You're mom is so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
by {insert username here} April 13, 2022
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you're a cig

friend: wanna hang vro?
other friend: nah fewlie
friend: you're a cig vro
other friend: SICKKK
by sicksav October 2, 2017
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A good enough response to the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, as smart ass as it might seem.
After about the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, it's not a bad idea to ask them you know what you're saying? before they turn you both into one of those guys, especially if that isn't you.
by The Original Agahnim July 17, 2021
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if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

Describes the action of a very happy person.

Also part of a song.
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
*clap* *clap*
by wintergreenisgreen June 29, 2022
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You're not being paid!?

NO! Can you believe it!? I'm giving out free advertisements. Dishing out snappy one-liners. Changing lives and inspiring millions...... And I might have created a money generator and conquered China...
Salma Hayek "You're not being paid!?"

Hym "No! It's lame! But seriously, if Netflix wants some more free money, you seriously need to find whoever has the rights to Hajime no Ippo, BUY IT FROM THEM IMMEDIATELY, and then reboot the series the way you did with Baki the grappler! There's so much money to be made there. It's such a good show!"
by Hym Iam August 4, 2023
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You're not aloane

What you sympathetically tell someone who's wrestling with one or more "typical" or "oft-experienced" conundrums involving borrowed money/objects.
If someone needs to be told, "You're not aloane", this often indicates that he has not followed Shakespeare's famous "neither a borrower nor a lender be" proverb.
by QuacksO November 20, 2021
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YOU'RE OK , I'M OK

A great book written in the late 1960's and early 70's called I'M OK, YOU'RE OK by DR. HARRIS.
If I give you a RIMJOB and don't want to FUCK YOU right away in the porn THEATHER where everybody comes to have SEX a lot away from their wives or hotel room where they are staying with their family , as in my book YOU'RE OK , I'M OK as there is no snitching because I did not want to FUCK YOU right away or if I was offended when you called me a YANKEE as DEJA VU is cool as just like any other PORN THEATHER because it is the raw sex business that is everywhere in many cities.
by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME June 13, 2021
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