thug waffle

A man with so much sexual potential that he always has an erection

My boy Preston is such a thug waffle, savage!

by SlickDickSlick September 6, 2016

blue wafflecopter

1.) a disgusting, repulsive thing that is dripping in strange goo and puss with unimaginable long disgusting hair with very close resemblance to the hair of a elephant also with a horrible stench that can tear the stitching out of levies.

2.) an exaggeration of a very ugly girl that is always hitting on you and/or others.

1.) oh shit its a blue wafflecopter is coming hide

2.) theres Olivia, she is such a blue wafflecopter

by Alex gwh5's Anderson September 14, 2011

waffle crapper

An amazingly beautiful, and attractive woman. Coined by Adam Carolla, on the late night radio show Love Line.

Damn, that girl's such a waffle crapper i'd suck on her daddy's dick.

by Devin Ray November 8, 2005

Blue waffle space dock fondue.

When a group of people get together and pick the girl with a blue waffle and have her stand on her head and give a man a soft laxative. The man then shits in the womans blue waffle and all the men take turns dunking their dicks into the womans blue waffle then all the woman lick and suck the shit off the mens penis's.

Dude I went to a party last night and this girl had a blue waffle so Eric said we should have "Blue waffle space dock fondue."

by jhosen March 13, 2010

twat waffles

another word for the folds of skin of a woman's vagina,
labia

that just blows me away.... the amount of visuals... that the term "twat waffles" brings up....

by Mozes March 13, 2005

waffle

The business end of a framing hammer, which typically leaves an imprint (resemling a waffle) on the lumber which is being businessed. Generally a poor choice for temporary or finish work.

Who used the waffle on this nail? We'll never be able to get it out at strike.

by Wayne January 27, 2004

Waffletwat

An unusual, unnatural or otherwise abnormal vagina.

Guy #1: I was pumped until I got her in my bedroom.

Guy #2: Why? What happened?

Guy #1: She totally has a wild looking waffletwat, bro

by Dooooop July 29, 2011