Turtle Shelled

Usually will happen when it's cold out and your balls shrivel up nice and tight to get warm. (The wrinkles look like the pattern that a turtle shell could have)

I gotta go inside now, its cold, I'm turtle shelled.

by Herbert G. WALLCE March 1, 2019

turtle puking

Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.

Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club

by Crisper72 April 4, 2019

Turtle day

A day when after every word you say you have to say turtle.

How's your day going "turtle". Oh it's going great "turtle". Why are we saying turtle. Because it's Turtle day

by Turtle kween hehe April 12, 2019

Turtle Brownie

The act of applying used wet turtle brownies to a big brownie whilst brownies are hot.

Kevin dexterously performed the hottest turtle brownie of all time.

by TounguePuncher April 19, 2019

Turtle Mode

When you get awkward and want to dissolve into your sweatshirt.

"I went all turtle mode on that hoe."

by Mrs. Rossi May 4, 2019

Turtle with a 12 pack

A turtle that is always trying to knock you out with a person with a buzz cut whose head is always cold

person1 Dude i got hit by a turtle with a 12 pack today it sucked
person2 that sucks

by Oassis__ May 9, 2019

Turtle Head

when receiving oral sex and your partner is biting you.

“how was the head dude”
“man that bitch gave me turtle head”

by topchinaa August 3, 2019