i didnt touch it so i dont pay

when you didnt touch a missing object or broken object an refuse to pay

i didnt touch it so i dont pay said jake to the missing key in the apartment

by cheapboys January 27, 2017

Netflix and Not Touch

when a couple is akward and sits on the opposite side of one another on the couch.

"heyy pal, wanna Netflix and Not Touch?"

by Blucas02 February 8, 2017

to lose one's touch

To lose the ability or talent once had. No longer being in posses of a particular skill or a set of skills towards a certain matter.

Pietro is no longer able to present classes, he has completely lost his touch.

NOTE: to lose one's touch was applied with "his", could be her, its, your, our and their.

by teachergui January 17, 2018

National Tittie Touch Day

On april 13th you must grab someones tits to celebrate the holiday

"Ayo sophia lemme holla at those titties but you can't mad cuz it's national tittie touch day"

by Mastergod97 May 25, 2018

Blue water touchdown

Taking the first shit after the toilet has been cleaned at work or at home and the water in the bowl is still blue because it hasn't been flushed for the first time.

John: Fuck yeah, must've been the first one in the men's bathroom this morning and I scored a blue water touchdown!
Travis: No way dude! We're there any others left?
John: No clue but someone else was leaving a smelly deuce when I was leaving.

Travis: Nevermind, that's not worth it.

by John E. Law January 7, 2019

our lips touch for a minute or two, but no homo.

lyrics from the song The Bro Duet by Drew Gasparini and Brandon Ellis. or I commonly know it from Jason Gotay and George Salazar's cover.

there is an animatic with the same song using boyf riends aka Jeremy Heere and Micheal Mell mabe by mushie r. on YouTube.

otherwise known as fanon ship song for boyf it's fuckng amazing and no one can tell me otherwise.

Jeremy;Micheal your my favorite person no homo.
Micheal;no homo but I love you.

Micheal later screaming from the rooftops;"our lips touch for a minute or two, but no homo."

by dearheatherhamiltonchill January 8, 2019

Upper channel touch

IN reference to trqading, but when one is playing with the clit.

I got to sex by starting with the Upper channel touch.

by dayTrade February 20, 2019