Doctor Chair

Stephen Hawking

Guy 1: Doctor Chair’s dead lmao
Guy 2: Wow that was really insensitive.

by CinnamonRoll2215 April 20, 2023

fighting chair

Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"

Dude, Logan has a spastic colon and now awaits the fighting chair for the showdown of a lifetime!

by Bdog63643 August 15, 2015

Slops Chair

The passenger seat of the car, used for parking in a quiet layby and performing Oral Sex (Slops) on your passenger.

"Evie, is there room for a lift in your car?"

"Of course, just watch where you sit, I haven't cleaned down the Slops Chair in a while."

by RobbieTheRaceCar February 24, 2025

dumpster chair

is a sexual act wherein the subject is treated as a chair and steaming hot garbage is covering their body, they would be treated in such a manner of complete submissive nature.

my sub was used as a dumpster chair for the scene we did a bj and missionary

by Mace N' Lace January 12, 2024

Chair Tip

Often used by couriers or pizza delivery drivers when the customer pays with exact change or decides not to tip. At which point you steal a chair from their lawn without alerting them and throwing it in your vehicle and driving away. This usually happens with really nice houses and in rich neighborhoods...which makes the chair tip a much more satisfying option.

On that last delivery, they paid me in quarters to the cent...so I took a chair tip FTW

by Kylosis October 26, 2010

chair

Wait.... you don't know what a chair is?!

*dave* "ok, imma go sit in that chair over there"
*john*" WaiT WhAtS A chAiR!!!111!!"
*dave* "we are no longer friends"

by mc chicken on the beat June 16, 2018

Chair

A device, in which if flipped over, can seat four people.

“Hey, let’s go sit on the chair!”
“There’s only one. And four of us.”
“Not if you flip it over...”

by dadongus752007 May 9, 2021