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chair

some thing you sit on
by bigunclewilly5467 September 5, 2022
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The Wine Chair

The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It's not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as an adult high chair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.
"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."
by Nacho Burris November 27, 2023
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cheap lawn chair

Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.
If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.

When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.
by Partsdriver July 19, 2022
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Taller in a chair

When a person’s fat ass is so fuckin’ gigantic that they’re taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks. (a.k.a. - “taller sitting.”)
Ms. Bertha’s ass is so damn gigantic that she’s two inches taller in a chair than she is when she stands, assuming the chair don’t collapse.
by Goofnut November 15, 2023
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Quack Quack Chair Back

what some people say to ensure that they will get their seat back after getting up; this is a phrase usually used by idiots
If you don't want your chair to be stolen, you must utter the words "Quack Quack Chair Back"
by Stacy's Mommy April 10, 2019
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Chair

A device, in which if flipped over, can seat four people.
“Hey, let’s go sit on the chair!”
“There’s only one. And four of us.”
“Not if you flip it over...”
by dadongus752007 May 9, 2021
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