Skip to main content
Dictionary
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Do Not Sell My Personal Information
Information Collection Notice
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Words of the Day
Browse
Add a Definition
User Settings
Definitions by Skwidiot
Chair
Share definition
Flag
AN INFERNAL
FUCKING
ABOMINATION TO HUMAN
SOCIETY
! YOU DONT SEE ANY OTHER SPECIES USING CHAIRS DO YOU? DO YOU?!?! THEY’VE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS, REJECT CHAIRS, EMBRACE COLD
HARD
FLOOR.
I
FUCKING
HATE
CHAIRS
!
Chair
by
Skwidiot
May 9, 2023