by Bellechicco June 8, 2020

The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public
by FuzzyDanglers July 18, 2016

Guy 1: Yo bro wanna do something later like faping?
Guy 2: Yeah sure. There will be some nice Bro Fap action.
Guy 2: Yeah sure. There will be some nice Bro Fap action.
by Thatdictonaryguy March 24, 2021

Person 1: yo bro this video you sent me was some heavenly faps
Person 2: nah nigga you floating rn you in heaven
Person 2: nah nigga you floating rn you in heaven
by jerCough October 5, 2025

Alternative fap is Trump Porn Material since it is based on alternative facts. Very popular niche in the US since the election of the President.
www.alternativefap.com
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-President Trump, what do you do with your small hands?
-I'm all about alternative fap , just visit www.alternativefapc.com , you will see I have the best taste in the world, believe me
-I'm all about alternative fap , just visit www.alternativefapc.com , you will see I have the best taste in the world, believe me
by thisissethc September 30, 2017

when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.
by dickboi223 December 15, 2016
