down for dad

1. Ready to partake in the dad life and all that it encompasses. (d4d)

2. Sexually interested in someone of dad-like stature.

"Dude, I'm down for dad."

by D4D May 9, 2017

lady dad

A father figure who is a man but has tendencies to do girly activities.

Dad, stop doing the dishes, you lady dad!

by TheBill October 4, 2015

Tommy Dad

One who does not work; but instead spends hours on Facebook sharing everything, all the while collecting unemployment. Relies on others for vehicles , college tuition, power bills, food for his family, vet bills, Etc.

A tick, parasite or louse.

Don't be a Tommy Dad , get off you ass and go to work!

by c2l2 April 30, 2020

Dad-Hard

When you pride yourself on having too many IPA's on a certain night.

Oof, he went Dad-Hard last night, had one too many IPA's.

by LatentDenis November 18, 2022

Dad throat

The sensation that you have something in your throat but can't clear it. Causing you to repeatedly clear your throats ever 30-90 seconds for several hours. Thus name because everyone's father does this and you are slowly turning into him.

I feel like I have something in my throat *HARRUUMMMMMM* but I can't get *HARUMMMMMMMM* it out.

Oh jesus man, you've got the dad throat.

by Hybridpain March 4, 2019

dad dash

Verb: when a dad makes a mad naked dash from the bathroom to the bedroom hoping nobody sees him, but in end not caring if they do.

I'm definitely going to need some therapy after witnessing that dad dash.

by yinzer84 April 22, 2019

Jonah’s dad

The father of Jonah everyone thinks is incredibly sexy and very breedable. Everyone wants a chance to get with Jonah’s dad.

Friend #1, “hey, what’re you doing later?”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”

by DadLover69420 August 1, 2022