Life fat

The “weight” you gain when you stop running away from responsibilities and commitment. E.g. mortgage, kids

Brad gained a lot of extra pounds of life fat in the shape of a 3 bedroom semi-detached in the suburbs

by GooseWillis April 20, 2019

Fat fuck

A term to describe the fat controller of a gravy train. Gravy runs through the fat fucks veins. Can also be known as slim, the fat man, what a fat cunt, fat wanker and tends to not only be fat as fuck, but thick as fuck, with an inability to hold any sort of conversation without sounding like an out of breath fat fuck. The fat fuck will not talk but bellow his voice as a way of showing presence in the company of the intelligent. The fat fucks eyelids are fatter than most and he will struggle to see, causing major wardrobe malfunctions including tight as fuck trousers and a bad combination of shirts and body warmers. The fat fuck will sometimes run out of money for gravy and so will gamble during working hours in order to chase pints of bisto that will later be injected straight into the blood. Unfortunately the fat fucks stupidity means he is unaware his day will come and so will continue to Lord over his manor until then in a true fat fuck wanker fashion.

"Oh look, it's the fat fuck. Look at that fat fuck. I hate that fat fuck. He is a fat fuck"

by Monkey baws January 12, 2017

fat-ivation

The act of motivating yourself to power through a workout by anticipating your next meal.

I really felt like quitting on my run today, but a little fat-ivation got me through it!

by MzLiz April 19, 2014

Fat Fuck

A dangerous combination of massive obesity and stupidity whose also an overweight good for nothing person who refuses to work and relies on other people to take care of them.

Nic is a fat fuck

by MrShagYourMom February 12, 2020

fat hippo

A girl that doesn't use lotion

Guy 1: that girl doesn't use lotion, she looks like a snowman
Guy 2: Yeah shes a fat hippo

by Uglygirlcheeseman October 9, 2018

Old Fat

A person content with their Obesity. Someone who has acknowledged they are in fact obese and is proud of it. Similar to old money and new money. Antonym of New Fat.

That dude with the Fedora, neck beard, and sweat pants eating McDonalds by himself is def old fat.

by bbuehl792 December 25, 2015

Fat Deal

When you buy some weed and get alot for the amount you paid.

Me:Got the weed maan
Tom: Whats the deal like?
Me: We got a FAT deal!
Tom: Oo we guna have a fat smoke!
Me: O fo sho!

by Taska Babee February 18, 2009