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not a fully laid table

An insult that is directed towards an individual who you think is somehow mentally deficient, unintelligent or downright stupid. Predominantly, if not exclusively, used in the UK.
That guy is acting strange, saying weird things to people. He 's definitely not a fully laid table and needs help.
by creality September 2, 2022
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paid under the table

by anonymous December 15, 2020
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Hot table

Hot table is usally very loud, they are extremly funny and either gay or homophobic. They are all sexy and smelli. Hot table must be filled with 5 people. Eliie (smelly cutie) Reanna ( goofy sweeper) Harmony ( lil emo girl) Keira ( extremly gay) Peyton (whore)
Ew is that hot table they are so annoying but also so sexy
by hot table lover November 17, 2022
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Table Cobra

A waiter/waitress/server that is persuasive and charming at his or her table and knows how to use their charm to suggest and or recommend the up sale.
Roy is the Table Cobra at Maria's Italian Resturant in Cape Coral, Florida because when he arrives to greet his table, they are hypnotized by his suggestive charm, talking his guests into ordering a $34 entree.
by Creativelingo May 4, 2021
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Table Potato

You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.
by PloraeX June 20, 2023
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eat under table

Meaning in Jamaica a man who licks and sucks a woman's vagina.
Yes I catch you having oral sex. I thought you said you never ever eat under table
by Awadatsah December 27, 2020
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table crab

when you go to a strip club and eat food and when you get home you contract crabs
john: no i dont wanna go eat there and get table crabs
by AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHm March 19, 2022
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