Gta IV table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death. Mainly done in gta IV

Niko: i will fucking table cunt you
Roman: niko its your cousin lets go bowling!

Niko: ok roman i will pick u up in the next hour but lemme gta IV table cunt this bitch

by Balls man 1983 July 14, 2023

Kung Fu Table

The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu

Finally, I am kung fu table

by Hexyglam July 26, 2013

Table shamed

When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.

I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.

by gufpirat November 11, 2021

hard table

Someone who inspires another

Miss Whitaker is such a hard table. She inspires and motivates us, day after day.

by mawkie August 27, 2017

Cats table

Gossip

Gossip spreads at the cats table.

by Pseudonymdefinition December 27, 2020

sets the table

Set the table are the actions that precede sex that get you in the mood before having sex. Foreplay is the most important part of setting table.

Me: So has your sex life been? I hope he isn't one those guys that won't go down on you, but they expect it for themselves.
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 12, 2020

Nuts on the table

when the other team is winning in pool and you place your nuts on the table as a distraction

They were down to the 8 ball so i put my nuts on the table to make them miss

by PoolWizard July 10, 2023