Straight Lame 

A person who is lame beyond just 'lame'- they are STRAIGHT LAME meaning their entire existence is them being completely and totally lame- STRAIGHT LAME.
(* Has nothing to do with sexual preference.)

That guy over there is a STRAIGHT LAME! That guy is Jerry Williamson.

Straight Lame by Jane doe 661 December 8, 2018

straight up Sith

When someone uses an absolutist tone where it doesn't belong, like when talking about movies. A reference to the line from Revenge of the Sith; "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

"Did you see that Last Jedi review that just went up?"
"Yeah, but I'm not watching it. That reviewer can be straight up Sith sometimes."

straight up Sith by Alex Stockwell December 20, 2018

straight/heterosexual crisis 

it’s like a gay crisis, except its when you think you are a complete homosexual and then you find someone of the opposite gender attractive and start to completely question your sexuality *again*

“why is he so cute?! help im having a straight/heterosexual crisis”

straight/heterosexual crisis by scarlett johansoasion January 23, 2019

Straight Skittles 

M&Ms what did you think the definition was?

Hey bro you want straight skittles???

Straight Skittles by One_White_Boi March 28, 2019

Straight Rockets

Means progression or something on the rise it can also define something good.

"Bro i just got paid' "Straight rockets, g"
Or
"I'm getting better at fortnite" "That's Straight rockets"

Straight Rockets by GimmieXannz April 6, 2019

Straight Elmer 

Horny piece of shit that is not good at anything.

Your nothing but a straight elmer with your bottlenosed dolphin lookin ass.

Straight Elmer by Samthesaucegod April 17, 2019

Straight Josh 

Adjective used to describe the white kid who follows his heart in matters of romance. He dates one lady at a time based on said lady’s qualities of being awesome. Someone who is straight Josh often dates outside his demographic and catches flak for it from his family in the form of, “My son Josh is dating a black girl. She’s so ethnic-looking, and her skin is beautiful!”

Going straight Josh means you have grown up and moved out. As such, you only see your family six hours twice a year: Thanksgiving and Christmas. God pity the Josh who goes rogue kosher.

Hey, man. I heard you went straight Josh. Has your family seen her yet?

Straight Josh by Duckfood May 1, 2019