Penn State Brandywine

A Penn State branch campus, located in Media, PA with a very high acceptance rate and a football team that has been undefeated since 1967. According to a bulletin board on the second floor of the residence hall....skipping a class is like 30 dollars (source was not listed).

Penn State Brandywine’s football team has been undefeated for over 50 years!

by PennStateBrandywinexD November 10, 2017

Brown Statement

Hearing something being said that is personally deemed unworthy, cringy, or outright wrong that it causes you to uncontrollably defecate in your trousers

"the earth is flat"

"That's a downright brown statement now I have to change my pants"

by Jyawn June 3, 2018

Wank Statement

The browsing history of someone who regularly visits web sites with the intent to plunder Percy the pink

After reviewing my wank statement I can see that I have made over 30 deposits this month.

I found your mum on line last week and if I just check my wank statement I can give you the web address.

by Ravey Davey Gravy March 6, 2018

Tripod Statement

A bold statement with Big Dick Energy.

Cooper: *Makes a statement with Big Dick energy*
Jack: "That right there is a Tripod Statement."

by Wee Knees June 14, 2019

green state

A state where the use of marijuana is legal

Hey is California a green state?

How many green states are there?

by 8Aeron October 16, 2019

Confederate statue protest

Mansa Musa owned slaves, and might have been the wealthiest person to ever live. If there was a statue of Mansa Musa standing in every major city in the world, people most likely wouldn't try to remove it. The image/idea that black people are marginalized and in need of saving by other groups is a relatively new one if you look at all of history, it's mostly just the last couple hundred years people came up with this image/idea. The reality is the people protesting the statues weren't doing it in the interest of humanity or human rights, they were doing it to support the agendas of the people they were following, especially the college dorks.

The image/idea that life is unfair to black people only nowadays is a recent development. The reality is life has always been unfair to most of the people living on the planet at any given time in history, no matter their sex, shade of skin, sexual orientation, religion, political beliefs, or personal beliefs about anything. People who try to get people to unify usually have a similar agenda to the ones who got them to divide in the first place. The Confederate statue protests are no different, the same ones trying to get people to divide try to get them to unify again before they wake up. The same ones that tear everyone and everything apart are the ones telling people they should be together on something.

by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020

Washington State

That one state that is north of oregon who is confused with the capital and i dont know fucking why has a capital in that one sound named puget and we're known for u-haul starbucks kurt cobain and apples

"you know washington right?"
"the capital?"
"no you fucking idiot the state"
"oooooh washington state"

by washingtonfan69 February 25, 2021