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Drown a Dirt Squirrel

byron "hey im going to drown a dirt squirrel"
tim "WHAT!!"

byron " im going to take a shit"
by lunchboxxx21689 February 22, 2013
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squirrel backup

One of many backups one does, just to leave them sitting somewhere and never remember where it is, and why was it made. A proper squirrel backup contains files one never wanted to keep in the first place.
Looking through my stash of DVDs I discovered several squirrel backups, no idea what I was thinking backing that stuff up.
by IQ Nill October 8, 2007
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drenched squirrel

Used to describe the appearance of a human feces long in shape, mahogany coloured, pointed at one end (like the tail of a squirrel) and resting to the side of a pan (toilet) in fresh water.
I couldn't believe someone had left that drenched squirrel in trap one, how revolting!
by vindows wertex February 5, 2008
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Squirrel Fishing

An action predominately engaged in by Hillbillies and Rednecks:

Step 1: Participant(s) must have a 5-gallon bucket, gun(baseball bat), and access to a water source.
Step 2: Pour 5-gallon bucket full of water down a ground squirrel hole.
Step 3: Wait for PO'd squirrel to emerge from the watery depths.
Step 4: Wacka-Mole, Shoot, Bludgeon Squirrel.
Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: Hey Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith, wanna go Squirrel Fishing?
Jim Bob Bo Peter Johnson Smith: No.
Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man: (Gunshot)
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THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).
NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.
by @The Hojer December 8, 2015
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Al Queda Squirrels

Squirrels trained by Osama Bin Laden to suicide bomb the transformers of America's educational systems
Kid: We got let out of skool early.

Dad: Why?

Kid: Al Queda Squirrels blew up the skools transformers.
by 11th Tier drummer August 26, 2009
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hung like a squirrel

It's when you are so big that your nuts drag on the floor
"OMG he was hung like a squirrel!"
"That Small?"
"No... His nuts dragged on the ground!"
by Danno558 September 21, 2011
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