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Squirtclamha

When a clam squirts water out of its siphon and it compels you to laugh
I just saw a live clam at the store and it squirtclamha’d
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Squant

"Squant gaming."
by C Bloke June 24, 2022
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squirtalert

When you alert that you’re about to squirt
Bro Im givin u a squirtalert.”
by PickleToes101 July 22, 2022
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Squirt Purse

Squirt Purse is a slang term for female genitalia or can also be used when referring to a particularly active female ejaculation.

The term originates from Portsmouth dated 27/02/2022.
Often it can also be used as a term of endearment or in times of rage it can be used to show someone’s frustration.
Squirt Purses can also be found in Oceanic Wildlife as both Octopus and Squid will use them to eject ink when threatened or panicked.
Wow, he got me right in the squirt purse.

I can believe you did that! You absolute Squirt Purse!
Ah come here and give me a hug you cheeky little Squirt Purse.
Notice how the Octopus expels ink using its Squirt Purse, when the diver got too close.
by MrMitchybabe July 28, 2022
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Squirted out

When someone is exhausted, or even mildly tired. Someone who is not able to uphold a two way fully understandable conversation with another until a full 8 hours of sleep. Could also be used as just ‘squirted’
“Ugh man sorry I got to go to bed I’m squirted out”

“I am squirted from that test”
by Bug thug thug bug 😈 August 5, 2022
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squink

A succulent type of animal found deep down around the UK. Not to be confused with squids, squinks are more delicate and are dark pink.
Person 1: Bro, stop being such a Squink.

Person 2: Woah! That's racist, atleast add something after, like squink-tard or squink-head or just anything. Otherwise it's just like calling a black person black. It just doesn't make sense.
by Cement_Eater September 3, 2022
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Squinchy

A shortened form of the term "twinny squish". A friend you feel particularly excited about (often though not always nonromantically and nonsexually) due to a significant overlap in your special interests. They may be someone you work on projects with, be your go-to person for talking about specific subjects of interest, or be someone with whom you share important life experiences in common. You might not be besties, but you could probably talk for hours at a time, at least, if they enjoy hanging out with you as much as you enjoy being around them.
"Are you free tonight?"
"No, I'm hanging out with my squinchy tonight. We have plans to grab coffee and discuss public transit systems"
"Are you working on a project together?"
"No, we're just both really into public transit."
by empathizer September 5, 2022
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