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silky sock

1. The act of ejaculating inside a sock. Added bonus points for using a waterproof spray on the inside of the sock to aid cleaning.

2. A game of similar ilk to “Soggy Biscuit”. A group of men will masturbate in a timed race against each other. The loser being the last one to climax into a single designated sock then has to wear the sock for 24 hours.
“It’s Stuart’s stag do, let’s have a game of silky sock!”
by Silky Reg September 20, 2020
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Sock dick

Omg did you see his sock dick!
by DJ904 April 4, 2019
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Cardboard Sock

(n) A Forgotten or misplaced aid for mopping up of excess semen after masturbation / wanking / 5 knuckle shuffle.

Usually under bed for sometime leaving thick, hard casing around item.
"Watched that Roco Sex trainer IX last night...blew up good stlye...
Luckily I found a cardboard sock from last time under the bed"
by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 19, 2009
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Dinky Sock

Sock that keeps your dink warm during the winter or night.
Comes in polyester, wool, and even rubber.
My dink's cold so I'm going to wear my Dinky Sock.
by SexyIsCool February 21, 2011
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optimus sock

the act of recieving head and pulling your penis out so fiercly the recievers intestines follow your penis out of his/her mouth.

"A pink sock. Just the other way."
i totally optimus socked russell last night.
by thedragondoes August 14, 2007
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sock pics

sock pics needs to be weared and the person has to send 6 sock pics with different socks on
by Alwyxz June 12, 2021
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socks and shoes

a hand in poker consisting of 2 pair 3's and 2's
person1 i got a pair of aces

person 2: i win, i got socks and shoes
by the green guy July 23, 2009
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