Salty

From Jennifer's Body staring Megan Fox
Meaning hot, beautiful, cool, awesome, amazing, worthy of wanting

oh well that guy was sooo salty I wish we went out
or.....

dude you have salty bracelets

or.....

the lead singer of the band is extra salty

by oshagnasty July 5, 2010

Salty Sandman

When you are getting head, pull out at the last second, and cum in her eyes. With the cum still fresh, you immediately hit her in the side of the head, rendering the bitch unconscious. When she wakes up she wont be able to open her eyes because the dried semen will have cemented them shut.

Did you hear last night Bobby gave that Elise slut a salty sandman? The blind bitch was stumbling around like Helen Keller.

by Tommy Gufano March 4, 2009

you're salty

When one (useually a girl) is upset or cranky.

I.E.- ohh you're a little salty!
I.E.- ohh she's a little salty!
I.E.- ohh you're salty!

by Bos-brad February 28, 2014

Silky

Being a total god at foosball. Shooting with almost no power but straight into the net.

Silky has did it again! Look at that shot, it was so silk! Did someone notice how silky this shot was?

by smokyprodz May 2, 2011

salty daddy

an older guy who dates younger women based on his social status and not his finances

B. is 35 and broke, and and he's dating that hot 23 year old. He's her salty daddy.

by ammutbite August 21, 2011

Silky Suprise

When you shit in a girl's mouth and then force her to suck your dick, then after you cum she swallows both

Sandor gave a Silky Suprise to Hoppe

by Dr. Saw June 21, 2006

Silly O'clock

A time so late in the night where everything is funny to you and your friends. Usually achieved after being awake for 20 or more hours. Similar to being high, even the least funny things appear hilarious.

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"You're gay."
"Hahahahahahaha! That wasn't even funny... it must be silly o'clock."

by Baron Von Yiffington August 22, 2009