royal crest

The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.

I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3

by King of the Crest August 30, 2022

Royal Shawn

The act of pooping directly into someone's butthole and then they poop that poop out into the persons mouth while they sing Hello by Adele.

Man last night I gave Tina a royal shawn. Her singing voice is beautiful.

by Rs kills October 01, 2020

royal bomber

the royal bomber is represented in a roblox game called “prtty much evry bordr gam evr” (PMEBGE). it is basically the new guardians of the isle

(GOTIS can sometimes stink, only spamming bomb gliders but hey they are pretty cool anyway)

random admission: OMG ITS A KC!!!!!!
the RB: no im a royal bomber
admission: whats that?
RB: its the new GOTI

RB: hi grand marshal HiIrock99
HiIrock99: hi fellow royal bomber

RB: oh im a gen null royal bomber

by tovhov July 12, 2021

royal bomber

the royal bombers are terrorists in a roblox game called “prtty much evry bordr gam evr” (PMEBGE).

"i just got promoted to a royal bomber! i can now commit terrorism!"

by amoguslord-69 October 08, 2021

royal queef

When a woman you deem to be a queen lays a fanny fart at your feet

Damn gurl that’s a Royal queef!

by Rancid Flange Collective August 10, 2021

Wank royale

When one masturbates with a condom on

Guy 1: I could never cheat on my girlfriend, I think I love her.
Guy2: If the buildup get's too much for you, you can borrow one of my condoms, have a wank royale.
Guy 2: Oh thanks dude

by The Stone Age March 02, 2021

Royal Weekend

When you have really good eventful weekend that feels like ages

1.)That was a Royal Weekend right there. Now it’s Monday...

2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!

by TheDefinerConnoisseur May 19, 2019