GOTIS, n. An acronym for Girl On The
Internet Syndrome. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: overly inflated ego, Unwarranted
Self-Importance (USI), profound narcissism, lack of self awareness and/or humility, referring to anyone who criticizes her as "incels, losers, or haters" complete lack of
accountability, a smug aura of imagined superiority, and an overriding opinion that her box simply does not stink. The causes are a craving for attention, and doing increasingly outlandish things to get it. You can help the sufferer recover by ignoring her completely. The condition is most common among female Twitch streamers, gamer girls, TikTok and Only Fans users, and You Tubers.
Bob: Lil Tay, SSSniperwolf, and AOC all suffer from severe GOTIS, and should
get off the internet and
do something useful, like picking up litter,
planting trees, or volunteering at a soup kitchen.
Doug: That's a good idea, they could get deserved and positive attention and help make the world a little better.
