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Being of constant roast

Someone or something that gets roasted a lot. A bad game, a best friend, whatever. As a person, it would be the type that gets roasted even then when they are on the winners' side and everyone agrees, just because they are a being of constant roast by nature.
Friend: Dude, that guy over there is getting roasted again.
Me: People can't help it, he's a being of constant roast.
by Kuraion August 3, 2018
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Tits Were Roasting

When a ladies boobs are uncontrollably bursting out of their bra or shirt.
“Damn, you see Holly tonight?? Those tits were roasting.”
by TheVDiesel August 5, 2018
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[APP]roasting

APProasting
using an APP in a
tactful, mean,
or (snarky) way
*which mAy Be
incredibly mean-spirited
in order to poke fun
at someone, tease,
ruthlessly ridicule
trash talk, mock,
and/or even
in an attempt to
manipulate an individual
and/or group of people
Lots of people enjoy
APProasting Donald Trump on Twitter.
by BlakeSke January 23, 2019
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Roast your lamb

Roasting someone’s lamb is taking there shit and then cooking it in the oven
honey I’m going to Roast your lamb and the season it to a flavor
by haljoe June 8, 2018
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roasted subway

When you see a very sunburnt old lady walking on the street wearing a subway shirt. The old lady will look extremely red and she will be walking extremely slow, most likely needing to use a cane.
"Did you see that roasted subway walking by the Whole Foods? I thought she was going to die at any moment"
by byebye7348378 August 22, 2022
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Roasted

Somebody who got burned so much by an insult that they turned to ketchup
That dude got roasted, he is ketchup now
by TheWizdum September 7, 2022
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California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome
I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast
by Calicousin November 22, 2022
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