retard stache 

The disorder where some retards have sweet mustaches at early ages

Student 1: Yo that kid has a sweet stache

Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache

retard stache by Dank McPot February 4, 2014

Retard Speed 

(N) Like retard strength, possessed by the mentally handicapped and can be used in dire situations, such as when they escape shock therapy and are being chased by the nurse and hospital workers.

Forest Gump's retard speed made him a famous All-American football player

Retard Speed by bellantone June 12, 2016

Retard Convention 

1. In literal terms, a group of mentally handicapped people in a room or area.
2. In figurative terms, a gathering of a bunch of fucking morons to talk about their idiotic ideals.

"Hey dude are you going to go to that G-Eazy concert?" "No! I'm not going to that retard convention! It's a waste of time.

Retard Convention by DJmemestar July 27, 2016

Retard Sandwich 

A gross sandwich thrown together by limited choice of ingredients. Example: Two slices of buttered white bread, Greenbeans, (from a can), and a thick slice of raw onion.

Last night, I was so hungry that I made myself a Retard Sandwich.

Retard Sandwich by KerrJody November 7, 2019

retard valley 

the stupid ass place my boyfriend made up last spring (yes it is as retarded as is sounds) in glassboro nj

let’s go hang at retard valley!

retard valley by jlips910 March 3, 2020

retard chariot 

4 wheeler A.K.A. Quad

He parked his retard chariot at the top of the hill, right in my path!

retard chariot by Peoples Lizard March 31, 2008

retard richard 

Usually of the lower class, usually lives in a broken down establishment such as a dumpster or trash can. The man is usually spends his money on drugs.

Look at that retard richard over there shooting heroin in the Hoyte's Movie Thearter drumpster

retard richard by Lub2727 November 30, 2013