Jizz Rag

A towel, cloth, etc. you use to clean up the mess you made after your private session with pornhub.

Hey man, i gotta clean up my "mess" with my jizz rag.

by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016

Jizz Rag

A rag you use to clean up semen after a 10 minute session with pornhub. Also referred to as a women's face, or an insult to a man who has a low sperm count.

1. Hey man, I just bought a new towel to use as a jizz rag
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant

by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016

rub rag

Rag used to clean up after masturbation

My mom just cleaned my room I hope she didn't find my stash of rub rags

by cloud wizard August 23, 2016

do rag

A bandana or similar material tied & worn to resemble rag hair restraints used by Black domestics in the Old South. This style do rag has one or two knotted points in front .Original purpose was keeping dirt ,etc from the individuals hair.Now worn for work or style.

Thats a fine looking do rag ! How did you learn to tie it just right? Now let's get to work Johnny.

by BluStarr September 24, 2016

Goanna Rag

An item of clothing a young man keeps hidden in his room, usually under the mattress with his porn magazines

He cleaned it up with his Goanna Rag

by Pottiechase October 22, 2016

toe rag

A tramp, hobo or petty thief... a homeless person, without means of support...

Eric Clapton - "My Father's Eyes" - toe rag

Just a toe rag on the run.
How did I get here?
What have I done?
When will all my hopes arise?
How will I know him?
When I look in my father's eyes.

by Don45 January 25, 2017

slong rag

Slong Rag means that you play with your Slong (As in dick) .

Carson- "Hey Bro, wanna go to the party tonight?"
Michael- "No, those girls are ugly, and I would rather Slong Rag."

by CraigSway17238 February 4, 2017