patchouli

Also known as hippie piss or hippy piss.

Steve said that some patchouli-wearing, dirty surf-hippie smelled like hippie piss.

by Paul D. Key July 29, 2006

Patchy garden

It is that special art of jizzing on a old bald mans head and adding pubes as a wig

Gary and I had a patchy garden last night

by Cumshaft December 10, 2016

p-patch

A tuft of hair on the head which resembles pubic hair

Yo sista, your p-patch is outta control. You gotta braid it.

by b-star May 9, 2006

Corn patch

The hair in the space between your balls, or vagina, and asshole.

" I went to go down on her but her corn patch needed to be harvested."

Sir Francis Drake, pirate, had one serious corn patch.
Would you mind harvesting my corn patch.

by Sterling Lyle December 14, 2009

Cotton Patch

An old lady Strip club.

Hey man i was just at the COTTON PATCH there was this hot oldie but her dentures fell out while she took off her bra!!

by The big phone! August 20, 2010

Sack Patch

The culmination of facial hair in what appears to be the infamous "soul-patch," however, this variant being more circular around the bottom edges, giving it more of the appearance of the human male's scrotum pouch.

Dude 1: "Dude, have you seen Kurt's soul-patch? It's gotten pretty thick, eh?"

Dude 2: "Indeed, my friend. What does it's distinct shape remind you of?"

Dude 1: "A human male's scrotum pouch, no doubt."

Dude 2: "Thus, sack patch."

by Mista Supafly September 21, 2011

Dyke Patch

Shaven undercut hairstyle. Resembles a 'dyke' lesbian.

"Dude, check out that girl's dyke patch!"
"Aw man, she used to be so hot. Now she just looks like a manly lesbian with that dyke patch!"

by shesthedon November 9, 2011