Pants Pinky

An extremely small penis.

"I was sitting on his lap and I felt his pants pinky poke me."

by Thach master January 9, 2009

pantshittingly

Adjective; can be used to describe how drunk one got the night before.

I got pantshittingly drunk last night and woke up in the morning smelling like shit and shame.

by derebeker June 7, 2011

Pants money

An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.

"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"

by MedeaDemonblood August 25, 2011

paintshopping

when you're broke as hell and you can't afford photoshop so you use paint instead

"I'm paintshopping something right now"
says broke ass nigga. "Nigga you broke asf" says slightly less broke ass nigga

by otakucheese August 24, 2014

Pants👖

A type of clothing that goes on the lower part of your torso and your legs 🦵

I have pants👖on my legs

by emercado10 November 27, 2019

pinis

penis typo

Boy: im going pinis surgery

Girl: ok i love you

Boy love tou t2 bby

Boy wak upo see doc no gf

Boy; where my gf

Doc who do you tiphink gave you the pinis

Boy: What

by Doubleseventhirtyfour January 19, 2021

Pants Guac

When your leaving a voicemail for someone and you fart and turns out it’s not a fart. You shot a turd so loose and green it closely resembles guacamole. Luckily your pants catch it as you wobble to the bathroom to clean yourself up

I cooked up a mean batch of pants guac last week.

by ogGuacPants May 15, 2022