Alaskan Paint Job

A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance

My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!

by BoxKev May 13, 2011

The War Paint

When you finger a girl on her period with two fingers, and apply her blood to your face in a war paint style before you go to bed.

Fingering a girl on her period and applying it to your face like The war paint.

by Skirt McGirt January 6, 2010

taint paint

A Large Chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped ass, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. Made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the Taint Paint website.

"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."

by Taint Tamer November 4, 2007

Indian Paintbrush

When one vomits and deficates at the same time. Both in liquid form.

Free tequila with mexican food gave me a terrible Indian Paintbrush...

by 17304 February 14, 2009

painting

a form of graffiti.

"oi broo lets go painting on the M-line".

by frantic oreo February 27, 2009

Candy Paint Teeth

a condition caused by lack of dental hygiene. this causes an individuals teeth to change colors accordingly to the color of the food or drink they consume.

man lil chris drank some kool aid and his teeth were red, then he ate some blue sour punch straws and they turned blue. he got them candy paint teeth!

by hardhitr3 November 29, 2009

Paint Brush

The action of manhandling your own set of sweaty jewels, than proceeding to slide your hand across a friends face thus warming their face with slimy goodness...

johnny proceeded to bring his hands out of his pants, and paint brush josh.

by DatFlow October 6, 2008