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phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom
Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night
by 5753:78((8 March 2, 2016
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Phantom Tongue

The feeling similar to a phantom limb when after you've made out with someone, you can still feel their tongue in your mouth.
Girl 1: Hey how was the party?
Girl 2: Eh, I still have a phantom tongue from when I made out with Joey .
by ?idk?definition April 17, 2016
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phantom six

When you are gang raped by a group of ghosts. Like when you wake up thinking you fell down the stairs bottom first with no recollection of what happened.
I think Jamal was phantom sixed last night. His butthole looks like a worn out vagina and he thinks he fell down
by Ewrecksean May 13, 2016
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phactual

Phactual; The Ph of Phactual derives from the use of 'Ph' in the word Ph•ishing, Ph•actual.
Definition;
Phactual is the characterization of the act of a media or political figure who actively and willfully misleads the public by manufacturing false data and testimony to give a false impression that the story they are telling has substantial evidence that supports a lie or falsehood that they are trying to convince the public as truth.
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Propaganda is often in its entirety built on Phactual data.

When Hillary Clinton gave Phactual data to support that she never accepted money from foreign leaders while Secretary of State, she convinced many of her innocents. When later evidence overwhelmingly shows she did accept large donations and gifts from foreign leaders at that time, Hillary admitted to some allegations of it, but said she had special permission for the Clinton initiative to receive charitable gifts.

Fox News heavily relies on Phactual data and witnesses to support a false narrative to benefit their political agenda.

Fracking companies often use Phactual data and Phactual health laboratory research results that show that fracking has no long lasting harmful effects on natural habitats or human health, that are just bold lies that have often been proven false over and over.

The media in the 2016 election used a lot of Phactual election data to smear presidential candidate Bernie Sanders.

Donald Trump in an average conversation spews out 27.6 Phacts a minute to support his ego.
by cootiefarmer June 10, 2016
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Phantom vibration

When you feel a vibration in your pants pocket, howevever you don't have your phone in the pocket.
Hey man! My phone just vibrated. I probably got a text from my girlfriend.

Oh snap. It was just a phantom vibration. I totally forgot my phone is charging in my bedroom.
by EricMLP June 11, 2016
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Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.
My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.
by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016
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phantom cancer

by Poseidonkukar December 12, 2016
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